Bat Lab Learning Module

Stage 1 of 8 (Almost Done, Maybe)

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Welcome to the Lab

Welcome to the Bat Lab

Welcome to the Bat Lab, you brave, or perhaps severely mistaken, individual. So, you've decided to dedicate your academic life to bats. Excellent choice. Only slightly less stable than choosing professional jenga. This module will guide you through the glorious, guano-scented halls of research, where you'll learn to handle bats, communicate with your PI, and question all your life choices. Don't worry, it's mostly harmless. Probably. Go ahead, sign your soul away and click the button to proceed. There's no turning back now.

Entrance

Entry Protocol

Okay, here are your 'absolutely essential' instructions for accessing this thrilling lab: First, ensure your brain is somewhat attached. Second, you'll need a password. You must summon the mystical word: chiroptera. Memorize it, tattoo it on your forehead, just don't forget it, or you'll be stuck in this digital purgatory forever.

Choose Person

Who holds the ancient wisdom of carriers?

"Find the right person – yes, the one who looks like they practically invented bat transport logic – and demand their expert opinion. Don't you dare proceed without their esteemed counsel."

Nets

"One of these is the 'right net'. Probably the one that doesn't smell like regret."

Cave
Bats Captured: 0 / 5
Funding Timer: 30s

Quick! Capture 5 bats before the funding runs out. Remember: Static bats are just cave art. Only the flappy ones count toward your publication list.

Lost Bat
Time to solve your own mess: 30s

Marvelous. Absolutely brilliant.

You've managed to misplace a bat – locate it now before the janitor does.

Analysis

Deep Thought (Or Just Staring)

Ah, data. The thing that proves your hypothesis wrong. If your current 'analysis' consists primarily of staring blankly at the screen... it's probably time to admit defeat. Immediately proceed to consult your PI, who is patiently awaiting the opportunity to inject some semblance of coherence into whatever you've cobbled together thus far.

Consult Your PI (Before It's Too Late)
Earth Map

Attempts Remaining: 4

The Final Quest: Locate the PI

Your PI, a truly magnificent and busy individual, could theoretically be anywhere. Your mission is to pinpoint the exact location of your illustrious Principal Investigator on this map of Earth. Your PI is either on a secret sabbatical, perpetually at a conference, or simply a concept.